September192014

hermione + text posts

(Source: ohgryffindors, via corlando-thoom)

4PM
“I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’”

Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)

Somewhere along the way, Louis CK become society’s ideal father and I’m 100% okay with this.

(via mildlyamused)

(Source: redlipstickineverybloodtype, via the-cats-meeowww)

4PM

frowl:

me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail

(via baelatargaryen)

3PM

am I the only one who really likes it when ur holding someone’s hand and they just rub their thumb across yours

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3PM

When people interrupt me while I’m reading

sodamnrelatable:

They expect my reaction to be something like:

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When really, my reaction is something like:

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3PM

diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

(via ubsess)

2PM
wevansly:

Swiped from facebook for my beloved Scottish followers.

wevansly:

Swiped from facebook for my beloved Scottish followers.

(via becausewhynoteathumans)

2PM

It’s the middle of September, Statesboro.

2PM

problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

(via misha-dmitri-castiel-novak)

2PM
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