September22014

hisroyalmagesty:

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

I think people should know that in the end he called back and talked to the manager and it turned out another guy with his area code had been harassing the girl all night and she was extraordinarily sorry.

(via 21stcenturyrapunzel)

6PM

REASONS TO LOVE OCTOBER

sophmoreslump:

- JUMPERS
- COOL TREES
- HALLOWEEN
- PUMPKIN FLAVOURED DRINKS
- NEW FALL OUT BOY SINGLE

(via becausewhynoteathumans)

2PM

reed-fermadness:

when you start your period and have no tampons

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3AM
“Well-read people are less likely to be evil.” Lemony Snicket, The Slippery Slope (via bookgeeksam)

(Source: observando, via deadgirlshoes)

12AM

ammit420:

*white highschooler voice* im just honest w/ my parents about my drinking and smoking and they respect that. forreal dude you should just tell your parents straight up what you’re doing and theyll appreciate it :)

(via sorry)

September12014

Serious question though

With the whole Jennifer Lawrence nudes story going around, I have a legitimate question to ask. Now we all know that whoever leaked them is a serious scumbag with no respect for people, especially women. And the fact that if you type a female celebrity’s name into google one of the most common searches always has to do with nudes, which is objectification at its finest that people are searching for that at all (good job society), but serious question. Why do so many female celebrities actually have them? For real though, why do they exist at all? I swear I’m not trying to shame them, they’re their bodies, they should do what they want with them. And maybe I’m the crazy one. But never have I ever had the desire to even look at myself naked for longer than is absolutely necessary, much less memorialize it in a picture. In order to take a picture of my body I’d have to look at it and…I have to be honest here, that doesn’t sound like fun to me. In fact it sounds just awful. Again, this is not to shame people who take nude pictures of themselves, I just don’t understand. Can someone explain to me why so many people do this? Like if you have taken nudes, how did it make you feel? What does it do for you?

11AM

It’s funny, most people can be around someone and they gradually begin to love them and never know exactly when it happened; but Ruth knew the very second it happened to her. When Idgie had grinned at her and tried to hand her that jar of honey, all these feelings that she had been trying to hold back came flooding through her, and it was at that second in time that she knew she loved Idgie with all her heart.

(Source: cpentaghast, via riverphoenixisbetterthanyouandme)

August312014

okayla:

My mom is watching Game of Thrones and she just said in the saddest voice, “Poor Salsa” and doesn’t get why I keep laughing.

(via agreenseer)

6PM

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via prancingunicorns)

6PM

sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

(Source: macaronkitty, via sorry)

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